How (not) to eat Hagelslag

Problem

You have hagelslag, but you don't know what to do with it (because you're American or otherwise silly).

Officially Approved Solutions

The official (approved by Queen Beatrix herself, now by King Willem-Alexander himself) instructions are as follows.

The Classic
Toast some bread, spread butter on it, pour hagelslag over it, eat it, lick remains off your plate.

The Midnight Snack
Pour some hagelslag in your hand, flick it into your mouth. (Variation: pour directly into your mouth.)

The Crêpe
Bake a French Crêpe and eat it with hagelslag and powdered sugar.

The Avalanche
Sprinkle some hagelslag on vla or ice cream.

Unofficial Solutions

Not at all approved by Queen Beatrix, King Willem-Alexander himself, or any Dutch native, for that matter. These abominations were cooked up by Americans.

The Julie
Toast some bread, spread cream cheese on it, pour hagelslag over it, eat it, lick remains off your plate.

The Melissa
Toast some bread, spread peanut butter on it, pour hagelslag over it, eat it, lick remains off your plate.

The Heather-Ainsley-Declan
Toast some bread, spread strawberry cream cheese on it, pour hagelslag over it, eat it, lick remains off your plate.

Dale's Coffee
Pour hagelslag into your hot coffee, stir, consume. (Best executed with vlokken.)

The Ting-Yo
Dip a chunk of fresh pineapple in a bowl of hagelslag.

The Jen
Spread strawberry jam on toast and sprinkle hagelslag over it.

The Shelly
Stir hagelslag into a bowl of yogurt. (Yuck.)

The Segeva
Similar to The Classic, but use Iraqi pita bread.